In a state of dizziness heading to a state of comatose

I'm going to get this out of the way just to start with
I'm In a state of dizziness heading to a state of comatose.

How so?

Well just like my bes' frien' I'm soon to get my wisdom teeth pulled

:D

..... :)

........... :I

.................. :/

...................... D:


Hahaha, i am actually quite ready to go and ready for any pain, JUST DO IT, is my attitude, (copyright nike)

The reason i am doing this is because i'm almost leaving on a mission. The clock is ticking and from the look of things i'll be in some foreign country around April


Recent things to update you about

Contacted some people I used to know and apologized for some past actions I did.
Every single one of them forgave me and actually didn't even remember my childhood foolishness.

Currently realizing my drawing skill is good and i'm drawing from real life

RENT has some wisdom: You'll never share real love until you love yourself...

I am doing theatre show after show after show after show and I am loving it!

RAWR!

So yeah, it's early and i am exhausted from my life. But it's a satisfied tired.

God Speed Spiderman......

Borosities

You know that cousin that is fun to be around, but is not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed? i mean this logically because street smarts he has.

That person in my family is Boris, loves metal, loves making opportunity, and is rolling higher than gas prices. He's cool but let's go to his thinking skills, here's the funny part. Around him it's like Kid's say the darndest things except inappropriate. These moments of brain farts I like to call BORosItieS. Perhaps we should observe a few to show you what I mean.

1: Hey, the doctor said I have a U.T.I
B: What?! How did you get a sexually transmitted disease!
1: Boris where is there an S in UTI?
B: Sexually starts with S!
1: Spell UTI
B: U, T, I, DAMN IT!


example 2:

B: Man, if you're scared of not being scared then you'll always be scared
me: Words of wisdom mate

Example C:

While at an ihop boris is wearing a pantera shirt with chains looking quite gangster
Waitress: What will you have?
Boris: Can I please get a rooty tooty fruity strawberry supreme pancake special, please. Oh and a dr. pepper.
Waitress: (hides face with menu trying not to laugh)
Boris: Wow just realized how stupid that was.




SO yeah, expect a few borosities, just thought i'd check in real quick


DUECES, or simply said PEACE OUT!!!

What makes the man

I was soon to be nine when I made it to school in time to see my teacher faint. Ten days before my birthday I discovered selflessness. 10 years later I remember what makes the man.

Most people that remember 9/11 speak from the perspective of an adult but many fail to recognize that sometimes as children we were aware of the events. Perhaps not in a political way but yes in the way that people are hurting others. To some daddy never came home. To others mommy never hugged them again. But I'm not here to mourn with them. I didn't lose anyone but I am here to state what's happening to the youth. The people that ten years ago were shaping their identity and are now becoming someone in the real world and were affected by the events caused by hate.we the youth had to grow up in a world destroyed by hate.

First off I strongly state that religion did not cause the calamity but instead it was the ideal of extremists that life is worthless. Some may believe that it is all about the after life. Which regardless of belief it is untrue. LIFE is the cause of all. To all religions it is a time of trial, of the gaining of knowledge, of enlightenment, of tribulation, of becoming our full potential. To non religious it's all that's left. If a man could respect life we'd enlighten each other with culture and knowledge instead of solitude and indifference.

Secondly, ten years later we must respect all those heroes. Could I document every single one I would but to the unsung hero, thank you. Sadly respect does not come from simply remembering. It comes with action. Many have raised arms and gone to war. I also respect these troops. My respect I show by working for unity, for diversity, for equality. People have died for the freedom of this country. So what are you doing?
I recently became an eagle scout and the scout slogan Is DO A GOOD TURN DAILY. The law states a scout is kind. The oath says to help other people at all times. I offer this challenge to you. Give back. And do a good turn daily. It's been ten years. You have grown. Now make a change. Make A difference.

Dont know how? Tell your story

These people are documenting some
Www.YouTube.com/storycorps

Watch them and respect.



This is squid logging off.

KILL THE SPARE!!!

10 points to Griffindor if you can guess where that's from.

That was a major HINT!

also if you're not from Griffindor well then i wouldn't guess where that's from! HUH?!

So, 6 months and counting for take off and I've realized a problem in my life
1! I have 4 projects in writing and none of them are close to done, Ridiculous I know
2! I have unfinished business man!

I will now begin to describe the 1! problem....

That's right as i am an actor i am also a writer, here are the ideas for the 4 projects
#1 Article: 16, this is the temporary name of a story set in the far future after the end of the world and the world has been remade, in this world mankind has developed Shifts, which are paranormal abilities, that allow them to manipulate themselves or that around them. In this world once someone dies they give their memories to a chosen descendant to view. a young girl named May inherits her father's memories and discovers hidden secrets in the new world's history as her father in his memory has implanted the memories of witnesses of a certain event. This event is slowly pieced together through the 16 people's memories. The event will show her the way to save the world from corruption and answer mysterious questions about a man named Rob Rose who appears in every person's memories. Problem with this story is i can't decide on an event that is relevant enough to change the course of a post-apocalyptic world.

#2 On What I Got, ever heard of Moulin Rouge? Yeah i'm making an attempt to create this story, only problem is choosing the music and deciding whether certain songs should change the story or simply choosing other songs. The story so far, Charles, a wild child, discovers his friend, Tom, has developed cancer. Tom, fearing death, decides that before his clock stops ticking he's going to attempt to leave a mark in this world anyway he can. Teaming up with a death obsessed teen, Autumn, Tom decides to gain more experience in life to write an amazing story to leave behind. Of course during this journey Charles learns he must grow up and face the world head on as Tom learns to accept death and Autumn learns to view the world as a living thing instead of a place to die.

#3 Story for Night Children, originally written by a friend of mine, I re edited the story of two lovers separated by a monster. I need only type it and print it out in some cool looking graphic, and re re edit it. Point is the story is about a boy who's love is kidnapped by a vampire. The vampire, who is just a boy, takes her and turns her so he can keep her as his immortal mate. She reluctantly falls for her spell and accepts her fate and her old love continues to fight for her. Of course not all goes well when he discovers the truth of her decision and he is driven mad with jealousy and is disgusted by her devilish ways. He sets on a mental journey to kill the thing he loves most. Cheesy, sorta. I'm just editing this one, adding lots more plots and a few more characters, oh and the point of view changes MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

#4 this one has 3 parts, as they are 3 ideas for movie scripts i wish to make
Symbolico, A guy who runs a diner meets quite a few interesting characters especially his regular customer who always sits in his cafe, plotting on how to write a play without any symbolism. This does not go well as he is surrounded by people having something to do with English literature. Hilarity ensues when the diner is overwhelmed by a colorful display of characters and a not so colorful spare person no one knows. eventually everyone agrees to kill the spare and resume with their lives. Comedy
Shard, A girl discovers that she is a princess in a world beyond a glass. The world is the opposite of her world and contains absolutely no evil within it. Except for one man who with her death fuse both worlds and create a world of chaos and mischief, a world he would prefer. Led by an interesting Royal Vagabond, the girl learns the ropes in the new world. It's not as cheesy as it sounds, it's a Trage-comedy.
Nightmare, A girl begins to see interesting illusions within her dreams after her father, a wealthy corporate man, dies. As she slowly slips into a state of paranoia people around her and in the company die in natural ways. she does everything to protect her younger brother who has both his legs broken after being bullied at school and being thrown down some stairs at school. A college student, studying to be a psychologist, notices her odd behavior and believes he finds a case study. But not all is as it seems. Tragedy.


PHEW THAT TOOK A WHILE!

now to 2!
I'll tell you when my business is settled :p
just thought i'd give you guys an update as to what is going on in my mind and hope you guys enjoy some of my plots, tell me which one you liked best and i'll focus on finishing that one!

ummm, yeah....

Hey christinicus, wanna buy a gumball?

and Abbie.... This was made for you XD












AU
REVOIR!!

20 into 12

Before you math wizards answer 5/3 let me just say this is not a mathematical equation. I forgot I had work today and when I was called to see if I was coming I found myself in uniform an out my door on my bike in less than a minute. By bike work is 20 minutes. I turned twenty into twelve and only biffed it once.

Speaking of biffing, I've done that twce now and have no scars for proof! Come on fate! I just bought the bike. And the two times I fall I get ZERO battle wounds. Man that is cold and lame. Cold and lame fate....

It's 2:00 AM and aaaaaalll is weeeeellllll

To my harassing apostrophe

Dear apostrophe,
I apologize for only writing one blog since you told me to write everyday. But it's hard to keep constant on the net when youre running a busy life. I mean saving the world on my ps3 is very important! As is writing a musical, stage play, book, and movie script. Juggling this while working a fulltime job is the creme de la creme. By since it is the fourth of July let's take a moment and ponder on this wonderful country of crapitilism. To ny annoying apostrophe, I am not writing just for you. I am writing for I have something to say today.

Now onto the post. Ever had a picnic after waking up at 4am and follow that up with going to work. It's suprisingly fun and the kids you look after at work LOVE to mess with you while your drowsy. Burying you in giant dominoes. Smashin you with giant billiards. Running around you on the bowling alley and jumping on you in the dancing backgammon board. Don't even get me started in foosball.

CURRENT LIFE STATUS: PRETTY GREAT
SOCIAL LIFE: SOMEWHAT ACTIVE
LOVE LIFE STATUS: LADIES IM STILL SINGLE
PHYSICAL CONDITION: TIRED
MENTAL CONDITION: QUITE ACTIVE, STILL ABLE TO PARTY

You did what for how many rainbow jelly beans?!

That's the first that came to mind after hearing the news and getting all the facts on one particular story. But first. I actually did buy jelly beans. Ice cream flavors. You know strawberry cheesecake and Cake remix. Typical flavors of ice cream you find at the story. Jelly belly is getting quite far fetched. But when a book gets you your best product you can do whatever you want. Yes that has to do with Harry potter Betty botts every flavor beans. Anywho. Dis you know dumbledore is gay? Which brings me to the News story.


You did what for how many rainbow jelly beans?! Is all I can ask governor cuomo. He did something that has continued either a spiraling world or a better tomorrow. When he was elected govnah one of his priorities was make same sex marriage legal in new York. Now new York is the sixth state to allow same sex marriage. Ignoring my stance as Switzerland during world war II in this matter let's look at this impartially. It's good that we are allowing freedom in a country that was created on the basis of life. Liberty. And. The pursuit of happiness. But this was all created by The freedom to praise god. Brings me to te first paradox. Religious institutions. The law states. Can deny same sex marriage services etc. Makes sense. Yet the problem is that same sex relations is a sin according to most religious institutions. Is allowing it also a sin? Many believe so. My conclusion. If you don't participate you're fine. Freedom of choice. This is a liberalistic way of thinking so please don't let me brain wash you here.

But the fact the law was passed does not bug me. What bugs me is why the law was passed. Cuomo signed it because he knew it would gain him support. With presidential elections coming up I wonder why he'd want support. Sad for him the republican party saw this as a cold move and is not considering him or his supporters. Now don't be mad at the republicans for being nay Sayers. They have a point. What cuomo was doing was selling out. Also the republicans were the ones that gave the majority vote for the law. Of course because cuomo pushed it.

What a fail. Perhaps he'll get lucky and stay a governor like a certain governator terminator type man. Anywho. What really grinds my gears of this move is it's being done for money. Same sex couples will flock to NY to get hitched which will cause more taxes, spending. Etc. More money for NY as for insurance companies. Their marital claims might plummet as they will now be covering more. Is this good or bad? I like the equality movement. Just not the motives.

DISCLAIMER: I do not support nor antagonize the qgblt (hope I the initials right, it's 1:14am give me a break) community. Everyone has free will and as long as they are not forcing it on me or my faith it will be fine by me.

P.S. Wow Lady GaGa sure is playing this card to publicize Born This Way. Although I will admit edge of Glory is a catchy song. Besides the point her publicity crew is losing points from me on this one. Sorry guys but it's all publicity. Can't wait for her next speech.

P.P.S. This was not intended to offend merely inform and opinionate. Think of it as opinuendo. After all the pen is mightier than the sword

Think they're going to make a movie of this after it's over?

Internet is still cut but i have place my/mydad's laptop on the kitchen counter perfectly balanced by two harry potter books in order to get the PERFECT connection from the neighbor's internet. It's quite entertaining as the only way i can type is by balancing on my head.

There's a reason we have friends, is how i will begin this interesting catch-up blog post, they tend to help you through or simply make you laugh when it's needed. Recently i have felt distant, perhaps because it's Graduation soon and whenever there is a shift in my life I tend to separate myself from my friends. Of course there are a few that remain, but my old friends become acquaintances. Very Sad I know. NOTE: this is subconsciously done. I am consciously trying to keep my friends. Which is why I go to parties to remember how awesome they are.

BRING ON THE IMPROV GAMES
moments like these cause something I like to call WTF MOMENTS. That lead to amazing quotes like "Are you dropping water on me?!" or "Why do I always take a feminine pose?" or "I think I ripped my balls." The best one of the night i must say was during a questions game where we were on the Titanic, "Do you think they're going to make a movie of this after it's over?" Go on ahead, laugh. It's funny.

I recently quit my job, is how this shall continue. What can i say. Amusement parks aren't exactly the funnest places to work it. Do not worry i still have a job, I now work at a Children's Museum. Bring on the RSO jokes. Seriously though, it is the best job I've ever had.

I also went to the Sundance Film Festival for the first time in my life, is how this blog will begin to end. I went with my family to a time-share resort in Park City and they gave us complementary tickets to go! it was awesome. i saw an extremely interesting film call Me, Nancy, and Miami. Interesting as it is EXTREMELY rated R but in a funny way. The concept of the film is that a series of A-list actors read a romantic novel of a man looking for his Angel, Nancy. heres the trailer....

Hold up let me look it up

ummm de hummmmm, www and dot and youtube and dot and com.... hmmmm trailer......

ah there it is


Warning it does swear, but it's hilarious
The story of Dean


Time to graduate, is how this blog will end to end. A few weeks ago the only thing that stood between me and graduating was a test on The Hobbit. I passed of course, It's the Hobbit for pete's sake. ahahahah, i also spent countless time in lines getting all my stuff paid, clearing the graduation list, and getting my honors. I got no scholarships as i'm going on a mission. I did get accepted to AMDA in california but that only holds for a year and i'll be gone for two so i have to reapply when i come back. Fun huh? I am although double corded and have a medallion for my master of tv film and broadcasting. I deserved that CTE award. i flipping ran the program as the teacher, although he has worked for a news station, has no idea how to run any of the broadcasting equipment himself and so i ran it all.

I feel like quite a few people in that program ought to be Euthanized...



"In a hole in the ground there once lived a Hobbit..."
~The Hobbit by John Ronald Reuel Tolkien

This Thing all things devours

My internet got cut so blogs will be  slow and short. you know, like when i'm sitting on the library doing my English packet

Turns out English is a required class

WHO KNOW?!

Anyhow, i got lucky on the packet and i only have to read "The Hobbit" good thing i can watch the movie... They're barely making it.... there's only an old cartoon one?... i'll read the book


It's Really good actually, love this book :D

"This Thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays kings, ruins towns,
And beats the high mountain town"

Amazing riddle, unless you're a nerd you won't know the answer, i mean Bilbo Baggins didn't know the answer, the dude just lucked out and obtained the preciouss-ssss-ssss.

Adieu, that's french for to god, or simply goodbye

A smart patootie

After a day full of fun. And blue flowers. It has come to my attention that my friends are smart patooties. Yet I love them anyhow for their humor wit and charm. So let's all hear it for friends.

Also ocean is a good scent to pick up good looking girls

yes I'm being cryptic. Farewell now

Jon Stewart told me to google it

Ah 2012 is coming soon and you know what that means. The presidential election. And being a year and a half out we got some pretty interesting candidates. Lie the CEO of godfathers pizza. And one I was recently told of Rick santorum. Now what's funny about him is his last name. You can't take him seriously. It's like a president Huckabee. The point is Santorum means something nasty and dirty. When I was informed of this I could only say one thing. Why do you this?! The reply was " Jon Stewart told ne to google it" so all offenses were forgiven.


Moving on today was mothers day in ES so I boyht my mom a necklace. What did some of you get your mothers oh great audience of multitudeness. Well times up for today. Really short one as I should be asleep. So night y'all.

Jon Stewart told

I want her to know that her mother is a worrier and her father is a warrior

Saw a video on YouTube called "if I had a daughter" by TED talks and it's a woman presenting a performance poem. It's about catching all that's good in life and all te bads. That good things travel in three and so do thr bad. It's an amazing piece and if I didn't feel like crap or weren't on an iPhone I'd link it. If I had a daughter I'd be sure she knew her mother is a worrier and her father is a warrior

now in the video it asks you to list 10 things of what you know to be true. Read another persons list and see how they see what you don't. They see what you do. And they see what you do differently.

The world is full of stories people. Tell your own and listen to others. It's truly amazing

And she will be loved

Men! You currently have a very bad wrap with the women. So let's fix that huh? He's the true mancode for dates or dances

1) DON'T try to impress. She went on the date because you have a shot so don't mess it up by not being yourself. Have fun on the date. That's what she's after.

2) If something goes wrong schedule wise don't panic. As long as you tell her what's up it'll be ok. But if you say 7:00 and you get her at 8 without a notice she'll be mad she's been ready for an hour.

3) Always have the day planned. And backup planned. Manage the amount you'll spend. That way things can run smoothly. This part could take weeks prior but that's worth it.

4) If you make her blush this is good. That means your being cute. Girls like cheesy. Just don't milk it too much. Blush>Cute Cheese < Milk= dairy?

5) MOST IMPORTANT: DON'T make a move. Especially on the first couple of dates. That's full blast relationship stuff. It'll make the date less awkward if you're not trying to get a feel or a kiss! She'll feel a lot more comfortable with you and it'll up your chances for a second date.


USE THESE MEN! it may save our gender from being ravenous animals. And with guys acting like this she will have fun and she will be loved.

Also! Chivalry is not dead. It's more like a zombie in the basement of our hearts so learn to be a gentleman. Girls like that too even if they say they don't. But be careful and don't mix chivalry with man pride. Girl wants to open the door let her. But let her sit down first. Etc. Depends on te situation


These tips have been proven to work as I now got the second date so eat it snotty guys who think they've got it down! *raises fist in the air like champion*

P.S. If te dance has no slow songs go to the hospital parking lot after and play one. It's alot more heartfelt and Bonding. Even when office chairs stare at you through the windows. Right bes' frien'? :p

It's the government, man

Ever had someone ask about if we are not meant to meet aliens how come people are abducted on Alaska? Erryday thing right? Well the answer is it's the government man! That was said in a Leo from that 70's show fashion. So to humor us all Jere is my conspiracy theory. Like everyone elses it's about osama. Here's how it really went down

It was a sunny morning in April as the president signed the order to secretly happen. He even wore his secret signing suit in his secret signing underpants. Once thr order went out playstation network shut down to
give way to obama's way of dealing with the problem. The playstation network now served him as a remote control for his android terminator robots. He practced a few days prior by playing modern warfare 2 (obviously not black ops). When he had finished practicing. 10 days exact from April 20th til may 1st. He sent his team of robots in. He watches as they went it shouting. "Ill be back!"
as the raid began the androids dis their job. Except one malfunctioned and shot a womans leg. He was quickly exterminated for his foul up. He was sent to his chopper " get to the chopper!" and they blew him up to hide evidence. They took the body of their target and took him to the mid ocean region and megatronned him. This is severly classified as androids do NOT exist yet. But if ever aan says come with me if you want to live" and he's in a movie FOLLOW

ANYWHO back to real life. I'm going to
my third dance in my whole high school career and this time with Ssistah. She's amazing btw and it's very fun to male her blush. She has a very cute blush face and she tries to hide it but to bad. I've seen it. Rob logging off.

There's my theory.

I saw a squirrel

Now that I'm done with my sick leave I believe now is a good time to rant about current events and random facts. My iPod is being slow
Anywho I've recently placed myself in a fun predicament. Iv planned a date on senior prom. Hopefully that'll work put. Out. Darn iPod.

I'm
still
not

thinking......






I saw a squirrel
it was all like nghghghghjggg

that is a squirrel sound

lies the filthy earth boy lies! I mean no.

Karesichin is awesome.

Osama dies the same day as Lord Voldemort, Coincidence?

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

Whoa it would appear i have not posted for a while, anywho. for those of you that don't know I am a film person. I do film things, I love to act, I love to do news stories (Took 2nd Place in Documentary at the Utah High School Film Festival, www.uhsff.com)

So here's my report on history in the making.

May 1st, 2011. After careful planning and a decade worth of gaining intelligence it appears that the white house finally discovered the location of the National Terrorist and leader of al qaeda, (thank you google for teaching me how to spell that), OSama Bin Laden. As president OBama promised at the start of his run, He signed the operation of the arrest of Osama Bin Laden. Of course the man did not go out without a fight and was killed in the firefight. His body was recovered by the squad that was sent after him. Not a one of the squad was harmed and their names have not been released. It is said that today is a victory for freedom but is that certain? It is said that for every leader that is knocked down an angrier one rises. Although Americans celebrate on the streets before the white house, is it safe to say that we are winning? True that now we know the leaders cannot hide. But will Osama's death merely lead to another attack? Osama dies the same day as Lord Voldemort, Coincidence? Why am i speaking like a comic book journalist? One can only wait and see. This is Rob Rose signing off.

I'd be a good reporter right? Well at least a good actor? Well Bes' Frien' has faith in me and she's like my sistah so i trust her more. Rob FTW!

Could have changed him into stone Or a dog or a chair or a ruffualrealkesabireblkajseflkjseifjaseilfes....

Push and pull, ying and yang, lo and twi. A Similarity? OpPoSiTes! Of course! why didn't I think of that?! Cuz you did! oh yeah, I forget, what a rat. Anywho Write the blog, go to sleep, watch the marriage, its at two. and on top of all of this there is something to behold! -two beats- This blog will now be told

I recently was watching INTO THE WOODS by STEPHEN SONDHEIM.. i've also been playing old rpgs on my ps3 so everything important is bolded like titles or names, you know... By the way can you tell that i am tired, i think i may require SLEEP before continuing....

Nah! the royal wedding is at 2 in the morning in local time and the LUCKY DUCKY, without DR PEPPER bless her soul, will attempt to watch it.


You know what I say? To GRANDMOTHERS HOUSE!


Back to Today's events. The amusement park i work at has a new ride, and i have now learned it and named one of the safety mechanisms on it the RING OF FIRE. Actually it's a ring with a laser in it and when broken, by say a finger, it allows the ride to run. Pretty nifty i must say.

Also HARRY POTTER 7.2 everyone, soon to theater and it seems like it'll be the most intense one yet. Brilliant i know and now i will have harry potter fans folowing my page as i will be following this movie very closely til it's release as well as THE AMAZING SPIDERMAN, a reboot of the Spiderman series without Toby Mcguire and instead with the lovely EMMA STONE as Black Cat and this new guy as Petey. Also another movie, THE DARK NIGHT RISES, restarring the same cast and we're adding ANNE HATHAWAY as Catwoman and that one guy from INCEPTION (not LEONARDO DiCAPRIO or the kid from 3rd Rock From The Sun) as Bane. CHRISTOPHER NOLAN is once again on the path to success.



THE END.... for now, also note the title isn't in the blog MwAHAHAHAHAHAH

































'Cause I caught him in the autumn In my garden one night! He was robbing me, Raping me, Rooting through my rutabaga,  Raiding my arugula and Ripping up my rampion (My champion! My favorite!)- I should have laid a spell on him Right there, Could have changed him into stone Or a dog or a chair or a ruffualrealkesabireblkajseflkjseifjaseilfes....

CONGRATULATIONS you found the title and the true end of this blog... one day i'll break my pattern though

Narcoleptic Argentinean on an Epileptic Screen

When going to a friends house alot of hilarity may ensue. Kicks and giggles or even talking about life. Either way you're in for a good time, almost like watching a narcoleptic Argentinean on an epileptic screen. That only happens when your computer screen is broken and it blinks and you attempt to watch mouling rouge, because the best scene by far is Le Tango De Roxanne... Anyhow back to visiting friends. It so happens that not only will you get homework done, you'll somehow be able to write a comedic story... here it goes.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT....
By Rob

            There once was a man named Guillermo de la Torre. No he was not a Hispanic you racist…. Moving on shall we. SHEEZ. He was a man, of great courage and prestige. Ha you thought I was going to mention his race, but I did not! Anywho this is the story of how he came to be, SPOILER ALERT, 19,000 feet tall. Also known as nineteen thousand feet tall, I resaid that to use up room. Phew ten more pages to go… hahahaha or til I run out of ideas. Which I have not yet. Guillermo one day found a magical spork. Whatever cup he dipped into he would scoop up a great big heaping helping of LEMON BURST YOGURT… fat free from Yoplait. Yes that is a fat joke.  Anywho this yogurt, though low fat, still caused poor Guillermo of unsaid location de la torre, caused him to groooooOOOOOOOWWWWW! Ha you notice the increase in size yes? But this did not cause him to reach 19,000 feet! No only 12.  Let’s have some dialogue now.

            “Mr. DeLaTorre, hows it like to be the tallest person on the NBA?”
            “I thought I was in the NHL?”
            “Dude,” the reporter whispered, “This is improv you have to receive and then add on, man you suck.”

            “Not as much as you [INNUENDOEDITEDBECAUSECHILDRENMIGHTREADTHIS]”

            Phew that was close, thank goodness for g rated stories. Cuz that’s why anyone can enjoy this kind of humor. Once on tv Guillermo was spotted by a fairy named Bob. And he noticed that Guillermo had his magical spork. BOB GOTS MAD.Dundun DUN!

            He is not the villain, he is an antagonist… until he, SPOILER ALERT, turns good.  I’ll let the characters act out this next part.

            “After the turn of the century. In the clear blue skies over Germany. Came a roar anda thunder men have never heard. Like the scream and the sound of a big war bird!” He sang as he drove down the road as his family sang along to the tunes. “We’re awesome!” Guillermo said after the song had ended.

            BUT THEN, terror struck as Guillermo was poofed out of his peaceful drive with his family and was before the terrifying terror of BOB!

            SPOILER ALERT! Oh wait no this is actually happening, but this is a potential spoiler if you just started reading here. I suggest you turn back, like lemony snicket suggests, and not read this crazy awesomeness. Bob now had his spork and turned Guillermo into a giant wave of LEMON BLAST YOGURT, guess how high that wave was?

            You’re right, 60 feet high.

            TO THE NEXT PAGE

            Congratulations you have just flipped a page, or scrolled down, or tilted your head to the other side of the book… guess that depends on the medium you’re reading this story on. Any how that is hard hard work… especially for such a pointless story that really has no plot line.. OH IT DOES HAVE A PLOT LINE YOU SAY?! Well not really cuz that whole BOB Guillermo thing? That was sooooo last page stuff. Time for the here and now. Yes, ummm….. I’m not out of ideas DON’T RUSH ME BRAIN! Yes I held the caps lock while hitting the “ ‘ “ key.  That is “ ‘ “ like the “d” key, aka “ ‘ “ is the apostrophe key. Welcome to typing 101. Or grammar. Cuz here we speak good… I MEAN WELL. Sorry, sorry, SORRY EVERYBODY I CORRECTED MYSELF.

           

THE END

It was on fire

Before this post I want you to think about a nice time from you past. Something maybe funny. It could have dramatic moments but still it made you happy. Think loong and hard, that is not what she said trust me I asked her. Does anything come to mind? Good. That 70's show right? Well that's what I'm thinking about. Good fun show that contains a timeless cast of characters. The dumb cuss. So-and-so chick. That one kid. The awesome guy. The cussy glamour girl. And the guy that just don't fit in. Even case you haven't noticed today's blog is going to be about the past

the MAIN reason for a themed blog is that today is just full of flash backs. Like seeing an old friend. Or playing the awesome video game known as crash bandicoot! That game was in "home alone" guys. It's that awesome. Also fusing my
old journal where everything I used to write about was drama drama drama. Which abruptly turned into writings more like this blog. Except on my journal I mention peoples names. Here I refer to them by a nickname or something just as cool. Like poop shoes (IT WAS ON FIRE). 10 points to gryffindor if you ca. Guess where that's from. Anywho I should be leaving something cool here so that bes' frien' can see that she is being thought of. And with out further ado I present to you a very witty ending.











Seriously that's it. Go play robot unicorn attack on fb or adultswim or something...... Always I wan to be with you and make believe with you...... That song is addicting

Never made it to Youtube.

Ah here I am typing on a crappy iPhone 2g I bought off my cousin for $100 but that's not the point of this post. The point is to follow this new high tech Trend of writing every little thing that comes to our heads "Roman is having an OK day, and bought a Coke Zero at the gas station. Raise the roof." That was a shout-out to a good friend of mine that is currently showerin. She's the one that inspired me to blog due to the amount of humor thy can occur whilst typing (or in my case texting) your day away.

I suppose I will begin this blog with a similar type of post she posted as her first post. What to name this blog so I can get to choosin the preset layout I might later edit on one of the excuse for computers I have at home. I chose somethif that actually cane from my first attempt of vlogging that never made it to YouTube (OMG it's the title of the blog). It's called squidocuments. How did I get this. My nickname is squid. Squid coming from
the show rocket power where the new kid plays goalie and is super good at tech. I play goalie for lacrosse and am extremely tech savvie. Therefore why I'm using t-mobile on my iPhone which was now useless to hak because AT&T is rich and bought it yadda yadda You figure out te rest.

And so begins your journey into my vast and peculiar mind. One thing you should know about me?I am an actor and I will be famous one day and If
you're reading this now you'll be able to say I followed that one kid in that one movies blog before he was famous. Big bragging rights I know. Also I speak Spanishaybe cuz I'm el salvadoran. Go figure...... Aaaaaannnnnnndddd plotting awesome ending catch phrase--