It's the government, man

Ever had someone ask about if we are not meant to meet aliens how come people are abducted on Alaska? Erryday thing right? Well the answer is it's the government man! That was said in a Leo from that 70's show fashion. So to humor us all Jere is my conspiracy theory. Like everyone elses it's about osama. Here's how it really went down

It was a sunny morning in April as the president signed the order to secretly happen. He even wore his secret signing suit in his secret signing underpants. Once thr order went out playstation network shut down to
give way to obama's way of dealing with the problem. The playstation network now served him as a remote control for his android terminator robots. He practced a few days prior by playing modern warfare 2 (obviously not black ops). When he had finished practicing. 10 days exact from April 20th til may 1st. He sent his team of robots in. He watches as they went it shouting. "Ill be back!"
as the raid began the androids dis their job. Except one malfunctioned and shot a womans leg. He was quickly exterminated for his foul up. He was sent to his chopper " get to the chopper!" and they blew him up to hide evidence. They took the body of their target and took him to the mid ocean region and megatronned him. This is severly classified as androids do NOT exist yet. But if ever aan says come with me if you want to live" and he's in a movie FOLLOW

ANYWHO back to real life. I'm going to
my third dance in my whole high school career and this time with Ssistah. She's amazing btw and it's very fun to male her blush. She has a very cute blush face and she tries to hide it but to bad. I've seen it. Rob logging off.

There's my theory.