Narcoleptic Argentinean on an Epileptic Screen

When going to a friends house alot of hilarity may ensue. Kicks and giggles or even talking about life. Either way you're in for a good time, almost like watching a narcoleptic Argentinean on an epileptic screen. That only happens when your computer screen is broken and it blinks and you attempt to watch mouling rouge, because the best scene by far is Le Tango De Roxanne... Anyhow back to visiting friends. It so happens that not only will you get homework done, you'll somehow be able to write a comedic story... here it goes.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT....
By Rob

            There once was a man named Guillermo de la Torre. No he was not a Hispanic you racist…. Moving on shall we. SHEEZ. He was a man, of great courage and prestige. Ha you thought I was going to mention his race, but I did not! Anywho this is the story of how he came to be, SPOILER ALERT, 19,000 feet tall. Also known as nineteen thousand feet tall, I resaid that to use up room. Phew ten more pages to go… hahahaha or til I run out of ideas. Which I have not yet. Guillermo one day found a magical spork. Whatever cup he dipped into he would scoop up a great big heaping helping of LEMON BURST YOGURT… fat free from Yoplait. Yes that is a fat joke.  Anywho this yogurt, though low fat, still caused poor Guillermo of unsaid location de la torre, caused him to groooooOOOOOOOWWWWW! Ha you notice the increase in size yes? But this did not cause him to reach 19,000 feet! No only 12.  Let’s have some dialogue now.

            “Mr. DeLaTorre, hows it like to be the tallest person on the NBA?”
            “I thought I was in the NHL?”
            “Dude,” the reporter whispered, “This is improv you have to receive and then add on, man you suck.”

            “Not as much as you [INNUENDOEDITEDBECAUSECHILDRENMIGHTREADTHIS]”

            Phew that was close, thank goodness for g rated stories. Cuz that’s why anyone can enjoy this kind of humor. Once on tv Guillermo was spotted by a fairy named Bob. And he noticed that Guillermo had his magical spork. BOB GOTS MAD.Dundun DUN!

            He is not the villain, he is an antagonist… until he, SPOILER ALERT, turns good.  I’ll let the characters act out this next part.

            “After the turn of the century. In the clear blue skies over Germany. Came a roar anda thunder men have never heard. Like the scream and the sound of a big war bird!” He sang as he drove down the road as his family sang along to the tunes. “We’re awesome!” Guillermo said after the song had ended.

            BUT THEN, terror struck as Guillermo was poofed out of his peaceful drive with his family and was before the terrifying terror of BOB!

            SPOILER ALERT! Oh wait no this is actually happening, but this is a potential spoiler if you just started reading here. I suggest you turn back, like lemony snicket suggests, and not read this crazy awesomeness. Bob now had his spork and turned Guillermo into a giant wave of LEMON BLAST YOGURT, guess how high that wave was?

            You’re right, 60 feet high.

            TO THE NEXT PAGE

            Congratulations you have just flipped a page, or scrolled down, or tilted your head to the other side of the book… guess that depends on the medium you’re reading this story on. Any how that is hard hard work… especially for such a pointless story that really has no plot line.. OH IT DOES HAVE A PLOT LINE YOU SAY?! Well not really cuz that whole BOB Guillermo thing? That was sooooo last page stuff. Time for the here and now. Yes, ummm….. I’m not out of ideas DON’T RUSH ME BRAIN! Yes I held the caps lock while hitting the “ ‘ “ key.  That is “ ‘ “ like the “d” key, aka “ ‘ “ is the apostrophe key. Welcome to typing 101. Or grammar. Cuz here we speak good… I MEAN WELL. Sorry, sorry, SORRY EVERYBODY I CORRECTED MYSELF.

           

THE END