Borosities

You know that cousin that is fun to be around, but is not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed? i mean this logically because street smarts he has.

That person in my family is Boris, loves metal, loves making opportunity, and is rolling higher than gas prices. He's cool but let's go to his thinking skills, here's the funny part. Around him it's like Kid's say the darndest things except inappropriate. These moments of brain farts I like to call BORosItieS. Perhaps we should observe a few to show you what I mean.

1: Hey, the doctor said I have a U.T.I
B: What?! How did you get a sexually transmitted disease!
1: Boris where is there an S in UTI?
B: Sexually starts with S!
1: Spell UTI
B: U, T, I, DAMN IT!


example 2:

B: Man, if you're scared of not being scared then you'll always be scared
me: Words of wisdom mate

Example C:

While at an ihop boris is wearing a pantera shirt with chains looking quite gangster
Waitress: What will you have?
Boris: Can I please get a rooty tooty fruity strawberry supreme pancake special, please. Oh and a dr. pepper.
Waitress: (hides face with menu trying not to laugh)
Boris: Wow just realized how stupid that was.




SO yeah, expect a few borosities, just thought i'd check in real quick


DUECES, or simply said PEACE OUT!!!