This Thing all things devours

My internet got cut so blogs will be  slow and short. you know, like when i'm sitting on the library doing my English packet

Turns out English is a required class

WHO KNOW?!

Anyhow, i got lucky on the packet and i only have to read "The Hobbit" good thing i can watch the movie... They're barely making it.... there's only an old cartoon one?... i'll read the book


It's Really good actually, love this book :D

"This Thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays kings, ruins towns,
And beats the high mountain town"

Amazing riddle, unless you're a nerd you won't know the answer, i mean Bilbo Baggins didn't know the answer, the dude just lucked out and obtained the preciouss-ssss-ssss.

Adieu, that's french for to god, or simply goodbye

A smart patootie

After a day full of fun. And blue flowers. It has come to my attention that my friends are smart patooties. Yet I love them anyhow for their humor wit and charm. So let's all hear it for friends.

Also ocean is a good scent to pick up good looking girls

yes I'm being cryptic. Farewell now

Jon Stewart told me to google it

Ah 2012 is coming soon and you know what that means. The presidential election. And being a year and a half out we got some pretty interesting candidates. Lie the CEO of godfathers pizza. And one I was recently told of Rick santorum. Now what's funny about him is his last name. You can't take him seriously. It's like a president Huckabee. The point is Santorum means something nasty and dirty. When I was informed of this I could only say one thing. Why do you this?! The reply was " Jon Stewart told ne to google it" so all offenses were forgiven.


Moving on today was mothers day in ES so I boyht my mom a necklace. What did some of you get your mothers oh great audience of multitudeness. Well times up for today. Really short one as I should be asleep. So night y'all.

Jon Stewart told

I want her to know that her mother is a worrier and her father is a warrior

Saw a video on YouTube called "if I had a daughter" by TED talks and it's a woman presenting a performance poem. It's about catching all that's good in life and all te bads. That good things travel in three and so do thr bad. It's an amazing piece and if I didn't feel like crap or weren't on an iPhone I'd link it. If I had a daughter I'd be sure she knew her mother is a worrier and her father is a warrior

now in the video it asks you to list 10 things of what you know to be true. Read another persons list and see how they see what you don't. They see what you do. And they see what you do differently.

The world is full of stories people. Tell your own and listen to others. It's truly amazing

And she will be loved

Men! You currently have a very bad wrap with the women. So let's fix that huh? He's the true mancode for dates or dances

1) DON'T try to impress. She went on the date because you have a shot so don't mess it up by not being yourself. Have fun on the date. That's what she's after.

2) If something goes wrong schedule wise don't panic. As long as you tell her what's up it'll be ok. But if you say 7:00 and you get her at 8 without a notice she'll be mad she's been ready for an hour.

3) Always have the day planned. And backup planned. Manage the amount you'll spend. That way things can run smoothly. This part could take weeks prior but that's worth it.

4) If you make her blush this is good. That means your being cute. Girls like cheesy. Just don't milk it too much. Blush>Cute Cheese < Milk= dairy?

5) MOST IMPORTANT: DON'T make a move. Especially on the first couple of dates. That's full blast relationship stuff. It'll make the date less awkward if you're not trying to get a feel or a kiss! She'll feel a lot more comfortable with you and it'll up your chances for a second date.


USE THESE MEN! it may save our gender from being ravenous animals. And with guys acting like this she will have fun and she will be loved.

Also! Chivalry is not dead. It's more like a zombie in the basement of our hearts so learn to be a gentleman. Girls like that too even if they say they don't. But be careful and don't mix chivalry with man pride. Girl wants to open the door let her. But let her sit down first. Etc. Depends on te situation


These tips have been proven to work as I now got the second date so eat it snotty guys who think they've got it down! *raises fist in the air like champion*

P.S. If te dance has no slow songs go to the hospital parking lot after and play one. It's alot more heartfelt and Bonding. Even when office chairs stare at you through the windows. Right bes' frien'? :p

It's the government, man

Ever had someone ask about if we are not meant to meet aliens how come people are abducted on Alaska? Erryday thing right? Well the answer is it's the government man! That was said in a Leo from that 70's show fashion. So to humor us all Jere is my conspiracy theory. Like everyone elses it's about osama. Here's how it really went down

It was a sunny morning in April as the president signed the order to secretly happen. He even wore his secret signing suit in his secret signing underpants. Once thr order went out playstation network shut down to
give way to obama's way of dealing with the problem. The playstation network now served him as a remote control for his android terminator robots. He practced a few days prior by playing modern warfare 2 (obviously not black ops). When he had finished practicing. 10 days exact from April 20th til may 1st. He sent his team of robots in. He watches as they went it shouting. "Ill be back!"
as the raid began the androids dis their job. Except one malfunctioned and shot a womans leg. He was quickly exterminated for his foul up. He was sent to his chopper " get to the chopper!" and they blew him up to hide evidence. They took the body of their target and took him to the mid ocean region and megatronned him. This is severly classified as androids do NOT exist yet. But if ever aan says come with me if you want to live" and he's in a movie FOLLOW

ANYWHO back to real life. I'm going to
my third dance in my whole high school career and this time with Ssistah. She's amazing btw and it's very fun to male her blush. She has a very cute blush face and she tries to hide it but to bad. I've seen it. Rob logging off.

There's my theory.

I saw a squirrel

Now that I'm done with my sick leave I believe now is a good time to rant about current events and random facts. My iPod is being slow
Anywho I've recently placed myself in a fun predicament. Iv planned a date on senior prom. Hopefully that'll work put. Out. Darn iPod.

I'm
still
not

thinking......






I saw a squirrel
it was all like nghghghghjggg

that is a squirrel sound

lies the filthy earth boy lies! I mean no.

Karesichin is awesome.

Osama dies the same day as Lord Voldemort, Coincidence?

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Whoa it would appear i have not posted for a while, anywho. for those of you that don't know I am a film person. I do film things, I love to act, I love to do news stories (Took 2nd Place in Documentary at the Utah High School Film Festival, www.uhsff.com)

So here's my report on history in the making.

May 1st, 2011. After careful planning and a decade worth of gaining intelligence it appears that the white house finally discovered the location of the National Terrorist and leader of al qaeda, (thank you google for teaching me how to spell that), OSama Bin Laden. As president OBama promised at the start of his run, He signed the operation of the arrest of Osama Bin Laden. Of course the man did not go out without a fight and was killed in the firefight. His body was recovered by the squad that was sent after him. Not a one of the squad was harmed and their names have not been released. It is said that today is a victory for freedom but is that certain? It is said that for every leader that is knocked down an angrier one rises. Although Americans celebrate on the streets before the white house, is it safe to say that we are winning? True that now we know the leaders cannot hide. But will Osama's death merely lead to another attack? Osama dies the same day as Lord Voldemort, Coincidence? Why am i speaking like a comic book journalist? One can only wait and see. This is Rob Rose signing off.

I'd be a good reporter right? Well at least a good actor? Well Bes' Frien' has faith in me and she's like my sistah so i trust her more. Rob FTW!