Monday, September 12, 2011

Borosities

You know that cousin that is fun to be around, but is not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed? i mean this logically because street smarts he has.

That person in my family is Boris, loves metal, loves making opportunity, and is rolling higher than gas prices. He's cool but let's go to his thinking skills, here's the funny part. Around him it's like Kid's say the darndest things except inappropriate. These moments of brain farts I like to call BORosItieS. Perhaps we should observe a few to show you what I mean.

1: Hey, the doctor said I have a U.T.I
B: What?! How did you get a sexually transmitted disease!
1: Boris where is there an S in UTI?
B: Sexually starts with S!
1: Spell UTI
B: U, T, I, DAMN IT!


example 2:

B: Man, if you're scared of not being scared then you'll always be scared
me: Words of wisdom mate

Example C:

While at an ihop boris is wearing a pantera shirt with chains looking quite gangster
Waitress: What will you have?
Boris: Can I please get a rooty tooty fruity strawberry supreme pancake special, please. Oh and a dr. pepper.
Waitress: (hides face with menu trying not to laugh)
Boris: Wow just realized how stupid that was.




SO yeah, expect a few borosities, just thought i'd check in real quick


DUECES, or simply said PEACE OUT!!!

Sunday, September 11, 2011

What makes the man

I was soon to be nine when I made it to school in time to see my teacher faint. Ten days before my birthday I discovered selflessness. 10 years later I remember what makes the man.

Most people that remember 9/11 speak from the perspective of an adult but many fail to recognize that sometimes as children we were aware of the events. Perhaps not in a political way but yes in the way that people are hurting others. To some daddy never came home. To others mommy never hugged them again. But I'm not here to mourn with them. I didn't lose anyone but I am here to state what's happening to the youth. The people that ten years ago were shaping their identity and are now becoming someone in the real world and were affected by the events caused by hate.we the youth had to grow up in a world destroyed by hate.

First off I strongly state that religion did not cause the calamity but instead it was the ideal of extremists that life is worthless. Some may believe that it is all about the after life. Which regardless of belief it is untrue. LIFE is the cause of all. To all religions it is a time of trial, of the gaining of knowledge, of enlightenment, of tribulation, of becoming our full potential. To non religious it's all that's left. If a man could respect life we'd enlighten each other with culture and knowledge instead of solitude and indifference.

Secondly, ten years later we must respect all those heroes. Could I document every single one I would but to the unsung hero, thank you. Sadly respect does not come from simply remembering. It comes with action. Many have raised arms and gone to war. I also respect these troops. My respect I show by working for unity, for diversity, for equality. People have died for the freedom of this country. So what are you doing?
I recently became an eagle scout and the scout slogan Is DO A GOOD TURN DAILY. The law states a scout is kind. The oath says to help other people at all times. I offer this challenge to you. Give back. And do a good turn daily. It's been ten years. You have grown. Now make a change. Make A difference.

Dont know how? Tell your story

These people are documenting some
Www.YouTube.com/storycorps

Watch them and respect.



This is squid logging off.

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

KILL THE SPARE!!!

10 points to Griffindor if you can guess where that's from.

That was a major HINT!

also if you're not from Griffindor well then i wouldn't guess where that's from! HUH?!

So, 6 months and counting for take off and I've realized a problem in my life
1! I have 4 projects in writing and none of them are close to done, Ridiculous I know
2! I have unfinished business man!

I will now begin to describe the 1! problem....

That's right as i am an actor i am also a writer, here are the ideas for the 4 projects
#1 Article: 16, this is the temporary name of a story set in the far future after the end of the world and the world has been remade, in this world mankind has developed Shifts, which are paranormal abilities, that allow them to manipulate themselves or that around them. In this world once someone dies they give their memories to a chosen descendant to view. a young girl named May inherits her father's memories and discovers hidden secrets in the new world's history as her father in his memory has implanted the memories of witnesses of a certain event. This event is slowly pieced together through the 16 people's memories. The event will show her the way to save the world from corruption and answer mysterious questions about a man named Rob Rose who appears in every person's memories. Problem with this story is i can't decide on an event that is relevant enough to change the course of a post-apocalyptic world.

#2 On What I Got, ever heard of Moulin Rouge? Yeah i'm making an attempt to create this story, only problem is choosing the music and deciding whether certain songs should change the story or simply choosing other songs. The story so far, Charles, a wild child, discovers his friend, Tom, has developed cancer. Tom, fearing death, decides that before his clock stops ticking he's going to attempt to leave a mark in this world anyway he can. Teaming up with a death obsessed teen, Autumn, Tom decides to gain more experience in life to write an amazing story to leave behind. Of course during this journey Charles learns he must grow up and face the world head on as Tom learns to accept death and Autumn learns to view the world as a living thing instead of a place to die.

#3 Story for Night Children, originally written by a friend of mine, I re edited the story of two lovers separated by a monster. I need only type it and print it out in some cool looking graphic, and re re edit it. Point is the story is about a boy who's love is kidnapped by a vampire. The vampire, who is just a boy, takes her and turns her so he can keep her as his immortal mate. She reluctantly falls for her spell and accepts her fate and her old love continues to fight for her. Of course not all goes well when he discovers the truth of her decision and he is driven mad with jealousy and is disgusted by her devilish ways. He sets on a mental journey to kill the thing he loves most. Cheesy, sorta. I'm just editing this one, adding lots more plots and a few more characters, oh and the point of view changes MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

#4 this one has 3 parts, as they are 3 ideas for movie scripts i wish to make
Symbolico, A guy who runs a diner meets quite a few interesting characters especially his regular customer who always sits in his cafe, plotting on how to write a play without any symbolism. This does not go well as he is surrounded by people having something to do with English literature. Hilarity ensues when the diner is overwhelmed by a colorful display of characters and a not so colorful spare person no one knows. eventually everyone agrees to kill the spare and resume with their lives. Comedy
Shard, A girl discovers that she is a princess in a world beyond a glass. The world is the opposite of her world and contains absolutely no evil within it. Except for one man who with her death fuse both worlds and create a world of chaos and mischief, a world he would prefer. Led by an interesting Royal Vagabond, the girl learns the ropes in the new world. It's not as cheesy as it sounds, it's a Trage-comedy.
Nightmare, A girl begins to see interesting illusions within her dreams after her father, a wealthy corporate man, dies. As she slowly slips into a state of paranoia people around her and in the company die in natural ways. she does everything to protect her younger brother who has both his legs broken after being bullied at school and being thrown down some stairs at school. A college student, studying to be a psychologist, notices her odd behavior and believes he finds a case study. But not all is as it seems. Tragedy.


PHEW THAT TOOK A WHILE!

now to 2!
I'll tell you when my business is settled :p
just thought i'd give you guys an update as to what is going on in my mind and hope you guys enjoy some of my plots, tell me which one you liked best and i'll focus on finishing that one!

ummm, yeah....

Hey christinicus, wanna buy a gumball?

and Abbie.... This was made for you XD












AU
REVOIR!!

Friday, July 8, 2011

20 into 12

Before you math wizards answer 5/3 let me just say this is not a mathematical equation. I forgot I had work today and when I was called to see if I was coming I found myself in uniform an out my door on my bike in less than a minute. By bike work is 20 minutes. I turned twenty into twelve and only biffed it once.

Speaking of biffing, I've done that twce now and have no scars for proof! Come on fate! I just bought the bike. And the two times I fall I get ZERO battle wounds. Man that is cold and lame. Cold and lame fate....

It's 2:00 AM and aaaaaalll is weeeeellllll

Monday, July 4, 2011

To my harassing apostrophe

Dear apostrophe,
I apologize for only writing one blog since you told me to write everyday. But it's hard to keep constant on the net when youre running a busy life. I mean saving the world on my ps3 is very important! As is writing a musical, stage play, book, and movie script. Juggling this while working a fulltime job is the creme de la creme. By since it is the fourth of July let's take a moment and ponder on this wonderful country of crapitilism. To ny annoying apostrophe, I am not writing just for you. I am writing for I have something to say today.

Now onto the post. Ever had a picnic after waking up at 4am and follow that up with going to work. It's suprisingly fun and the kids you look after at work LOVE to mess with you while your drowsy. Burying you in giant dominoes. Smashin you with giant billiards. Running around you on the bowling alley and jumping on you in the dancing backgammon board. Don't even get me started in foosball.

CURRENT LIFE STATUS: PRETTY GREAT
SOCIAL LIFE: SOMEWHAT ACTIVE
LOVE LIFE STATUS: LADIES IM STILL SINGLE
PHYSICAL CONDITION: TIRED
MENTAL CONDITION: QUITE ACTIVE, STILL ABLE TO PARTY

Saturday, June 25, 2011

You did what for how many rainbow jelly beans?!

That's the first that came to mind after hearing the news and getting all the facts on one particular story. But first. I actually did buy jelly beans. Ice cream flavors. You know strawberry cheesecake and Cake remix. Typical flavors of ice cream you find at the story. Jelly belly is getting quite far fetched. But when a book gets you your best product you can do whatever you want. Yes that has to do with Harry potter Betty botts every flavor beans. Anywho. Dis you know dumbledore is gay? Which brings me to the News story.


You did what for how many rainbow jelly beans?! Is all I can ask governor cuomo. He did something that has continued either a spiraling world or a better tomorrow. When he was elected govnah one of his priorities was make same sex marriage legal in new York. Now new York is the sixth state to allow same sex marriage. Ignoring my stance as Switzerland during world war II in this matter let's look at this impartially. It's good that we are allowing freedom in a country that was created on the basis of life. Liberty. And. The pursuit of happiness. But this was all created by The freedom to praise god. Brings me to te first paradox. Religious institutions. The law states. Can deny same sex marriage services etc. Makes sense. Yet the problem is that same sex relations is a sin according to most religious institutions. Is allowing it also a sin? Many believe so. My conclusion. If you don't participate you're fine. Freedom of choice. This is a liberalistic way of thinking so please don't let me brain wash you here.

But the fact the law was passed does not bug me. What bugs me is why the law was passed. Cuomo signed it because he knew it would gain him support. With presidential elections coming up I wonder why he'd want support. Sad for him the republican party saw this as a cold move and is not considering him or his supporters. Now don't be mad at the republicans for being nay Sayers. They have a point. What cuomo was doing was selling out. Also the republicans were the ones that gave the majority vote for the law. Of course because cuomo pushed it.

What a fail. Perhaps he'll get lucky and stay a governor like a certain governator terminator type man. Anywho. What really grinds my gears of this move is it's being done for money. Same sex couples will flock to NY to get hitched which will cause more taxes, spending. Etc. More money for NY as for insurance companies. Their marital claims might plummet as they will now be covering more. Is this good or bad? I like the equality movement. Just not the motives.

DISCLAIMER: I do not support nor antagonize the qgblt (hope I the initials right, it's 1:14am give me a break) community. Everyone has free will and as long as they are not forcing it on me or my faith it will be fine by me.

P.S. Wow Lady GaGa sure is playing this card to publicize Born This Way. Although I will admit edge of Glory is a catchy song. Besides the point her publicity crew is losing points from me on this one. Sorry guys but it's all publicity. Can't wait for her next speech.

P.P.S. This was not intended to offend merely inform and opinionate. Think of it as opinuendo. After all the pen is mightier than the sword

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Think they're going to make a movie of this after it's over?

Internet is still cut but i have place my/mydad's laptop on the kitchen counter perfectly balanced by two harry potter books in order to get the PERFECT connection from the neighbor's internet. It's quite entertaining as the only way i can type is by balancing on my head.

There's a reason we have friends, is how i will begin this interesting catch-up blog post, they tend to help you through or simply make you laugh when it's needed. Recently i have felt distant, perhaps because it's Graduation soon and whenever there is a shift in my life I tend to separate myself from my friends. Of course there are a few that remain, but my old friends become acquaintances. Very Sad I know. NOTE: this is subconsciously done. I am consciously trying to keep my friends. Which is why I go to parties to remember how awesome they are.

BRING ON THE IMPROV GAMES
moments like these cause something I like to call WTF MOMENTS. That lead to amazing quotes like "Are you dropping water on me?!" or "Why do I always take a feminine pose?" or "I think I ripped my balls." The best one of the night i must say was during a questions game where we were on the Titanic, "Do you think they're going to make a movie of this after it's over?" Go on ahead, laugh. It's funny.

I recently quit my job, is how this shall continue. What can i say. Amusement parks aren't exactly the funnest places to work it. Do not worry i still have a job, I now work at a Children's Museum. Bring on the RSO jokes. Seriously though, it is the best job I've ever had.

I also went to the Sundance Film Festival for the first time in my life, is how this blog will begin to end. I went with my family to a time-share resort in Park City and they gave us complementary tickets to go! it was awesome. i saw an extremely interesting film call Me, Nancy, and Miami. Interesting as it is EXTREMELY rated R but in a funny way. The concept of the film is that a series of A-list actors read a romantic novel of a man looking for his Angel, Nancy. heres the trailer....

Hold up let me look it up

ummm de hummmmm, www and dot and youtube and dot and com.... hmmmm trailer......

ah there it is


Warning it does swear, but it's hilarious
The story of Dean


Time to graduate, is how this blog will end to end. A few weeks ago the only thing that stood between me and graduating was a test on The Hobbit. I passed of course, It's the Hobbit for pete's sake. ahahahah, i also spent countless time in lines getting all my stuff paid, clearing the graduation list, and getting my honors. I got no scholarships as i'm going on a mission. I did get accepted to AMDA in california but that only holds for a year and i'll be gone for two so i have to reapply when i come back. Fun huh? I am although double corded and have a medallion for my master of tv film and broadcasting. I deserved that CTE award. i flipping ran the program as the teacher, although he has worked for a news station, has no idea how to run any of the broadcasting equipment himself and so i ran it all.

I feel like quite a few people in that program ought to be Euthanized...



"In a hole in the ground there once lived a Hobbit..."
~The Hobbit by John Ronald Reuel Tolkien