Before you math wizards answer 5/3 let me just say this is not a mathematical equation. I forgot I had work today and when I was called to see if I was coming I found myself in uniform an out my door on my bike in less than a minute. By bike work is 20 minutes. I turned twenty into twelve and only biffed it once.
Speaking of biffing, I've done that twce now and have no scars for proof! Come on fate! I just bought the bike. And the two times I fall I get ZERO battle wounds. Man that is cold and lame. Cold and lame fate....
It's 2:00 AM and aaaaaalll is weeeeellllll
Friday, July 8, 2011
Monday, July 4, 2011
To my harassing apostrophe
Dear apostrophe,
I apologize for only writing one blog since you told me to write everyday. But it's hard to keep constant on the net when youre running a busy life. I mean saving the world on my ps3 is very important! As is writing a musical, stage play, book, and movie script. Juggling this while working a fulltime job is the creme de la creme. By since it is the fourth of July let's take a moment and ponder on this wonderful country of crapitilism. To ny annoying apostrophe, I am not writing just for you. I am writing for I have something to say today.
Now onto the post. Ever had a picnic after waking up at 4am and follow that up with going to work. It's suprisingly fun and the kids you look after at work LOVE to mess with you while your drowsy. Burying you in giant dominoes. Smashin you with giant billiards. Running around you on the bowling alley and jumping on you in the dancing backgammon board. Don't even get me started in foosball.
CURRENT LIFE STATUS: PRETTY GREAT
SOCIAL LIFE: SOMEWHAT ACTIVE
LOVE LIFE STATUS: LADIES IM STILL SINGLE
PHYSICAL CONDITION: TIRED
MENTAL CONDITION: QUITE ACTIVE, STILL ABLE TO PARTY
I apologize for only writing one blog since you told me to write everyday. But it's hard to keep constant on the net when youre running a busy life. I mean saving the world on my ps3 is very important! As is writing a musical, stage play, book, and movie script. Juggling this while working a fulltime job is the creme de la creme. By since it is the fourth of July let's take a moment and ponder on this wonderful country of crapitilism. To ny annoying apostrophe, I am not writing just for you. I am writing for I have something to say today.
Now onto the post. Ever had a picnic after waking up at 4am and follow that up with going to work. It's suprisingly fun and the kids you look after at work LOVE to mess with you while your drowsy. Burying you in giant dominoes. Smashin you with giant billiards. Running around you on the bowling alley and jumping on you in the dancing backgammon board. Don't even get me started in foosball.
CURRENT LIFE STATUS: PRETTY GREAT
SOCIAL LIFE: SOMEWHAT ACTIVE
LOVE LIFE STATUS: LADIES IM STILL SINGLE
PHYSICAL CONDITION: TIRED
MENTAL CONDITION: QUITE ACTIVE, STILL ABLE TO PARTY
Saturday, June 25, 2011
You did what for how many rainbow jelly beans?!
That's the first that came to mind after hearing the news and getting all the facts on one particular story. But first. I actually did buy jelly beans. Ice cream flavors. You know strawberry cheesecake and Cake remix. Typical flavors of ice cream you find at the story. Jelly belly is getting quite far fetched. But when a book gets you your best product you can do whatever you want. Yes that has to do with Harry potter Betty botts every flavor beans. Anywho. Dis you know dumbledore is gay? Which brings me to the News story.
You did what for how many rainbow jelly beans?! Is all I can ask governor cuomo. He did something that has continued either a spiraling world or a better tomorrow. When he was elected govnah one of his priorities was make same sex marriage legal in new York. Now new York is the sixth state to allow same sex marriage. Ignoring my stance as Switzerland during world war II in this matter let's look at this impartially. It's good that we are allowing freedom in a country that was created on the basis of life. Liberty. And. The pursuit of happiness. But this was all created by The freedom to praise god. Brings me to te first paradox. Religious institutions. The law states. Can deny same sex marriage services etc. Makes sense. Yet the problem is that same sex relations is a sin according to most religious institutions. Is allowing it also a sin? Many believe so. My conclusion. If you don't participate you're fine. Freedom of choice. This is a liberalistic way of thinking so please don't let me brain wash you here.
But the fact the law was passed does not bug me. What bugs me is why the law was passed. Cuomo signed it because he knew it would gain him support. With presidential elections coming up I wonder why he'd want support. Sad for him the republican party saw this as a cold move and is not considering him or his supporters. Now don't be mad at the republicans for being nay Sayers. They have a point. What cuomo was doing was selling out. Also the republicans were the ones that gave the majority vote for the law. Of course because cuomo pushed it.
What a fail. Perhaps he'll get lucky and stay a governor like a certain governator terminator type man. Anywho. What really grinds my gears of this move is it's being done for money. Same sex couples will flock to NY to get hitched which will cause more taxes, spending. Etc. More money for NY as for insurance companies. Their marital claims might plummet as they will now be covering more. Is this good or bad? I like the equality movement. Just not the motives.
DISCLAIMER: I do not support nor antagonize the qgblt (hope I the initials right, it's 1:14am give me a break) community. Everyone has free will and as long as they are not forcing it on me or my faith it will be fine by me.
P.S. Wow Lady GaGa sure is playing this card to publicize Born This Way. Although I will admit edge of Glory is a catchy song. Besides the point her publicity crew is losing points from me on this one. Sorry guys but it's all publicity. Can't wait for her next speech.
P.P.S. This was not intended to offend merely inform and opinionate. Think of it as opinuendo. After all the pen is mightier than the sword
You did what for how many rainbow jelly beans?! Is all I can ask governor cuomo. He did something that has continued either a spiraling world or a better tomorrow. When he was elected govnah one of his priorities was make same sex marriage legal in new York. Now new York is the sixth state to allow same sex marriage. Ignoring my stance as Switzerland during world war II in this matter let's look at this impartially. It's good that we are allowing freedom in a country that was created on the basis of life. Liberty. And. The pursuit of happiness. But this was all created by The freedom to praise god. Brings me to te first paradox. Religious institutions. The law states. Can deny same sex marriage services etc. Makes sense. Yet the problem is that same sex relations is a sin according to most religious institutions. Is allowing it also a sin? Many believe so. My conclusion. If you don't participate you're fine. Freedom of choice. This is a liberalistic way of thinking so please don't let me brain wash you here.
But the fact the law was passed does not bug me. What bugs me is why the law was passed. Cuomo signed it because he knew it would gain him support. With presidential elections coming up I wonder why he'd want support. Sad for him the republican party saw this as a cold move and is not considering him or his supporters. Now don't be mad at the republicans for being nay Sayers. They have a point. What cuomo was doing was selling out. Also the republicans were the ones that gave the majority vote for the law. Of course because cuomo pushed it.
What a fail. Perhaps he'll get lucky and stay a governor like a certain governator terminator type man. Anywho. What really grinds my gears of this move is it's being done for money. Same sex couples will flock to NY to get hitched which will cause more taxes, spending. Etc. More money for NY as for insurance companies. Their marital claims might plummet as they will now be covering more. Is this good or bad? I like the equality movement. Just not the motives.
DISCLAIMER: I do not support nor antagonize the qgblt (hope I the initials right, it's 1:14am give me a break) community. Everyone has free will and as long as they are not forcing it on me or my faith it will be fine by me.
P.S. Wow Lady GaGa sure is playing this card to publicize Born This Way. Although I will admit edge of Glory is a catchy song. Besides the point her publicity crew is losing points from me on this one. Sorry guys but it's all publicity. Can't wait for her next speech.
P.P.S. This was not intended to offend merely inform and opinionate. Think of it as opinuendo. After all the pen is mightier than the sword
Saturday, June 4, 2011
Think they're going to make a movie of this after it's over?
Internet is still cut but i have place my/mydad's laptop on the kitchen counter perfectly balanced by two harry potter books in order to get the PERFECT connection from the neighbor's internet. It's quite entertaining as the only way i can type is by balancing on my head.
There's a reason we have friends, is how i will begin this interesting catch-up blog post, they tend to help you through or simply make you laugh when it's needed. Recently i have felt distant, perhaps because it's Graduation soon and whenever there is a shift in my life I tend to separate myself from my friends. Of course there are a few that remain, but my old friends become acquaintances. Very Sad I know. NOTE: this is subconsciously done. I am consciously trying to keep my friends. Which is why I go to parties to remember how awesome they are.
BRING ON THE IMPROV GAMES
moments like these cause something I like to call WTF MOMENTS. That lead to amazing quotes like "Are you dropping water on me?!" or "Why do I always take a feminine pose?" or "I think I ripped my balls." The best one of the night i must say was during a questions game where we were on the Titanic, "Do you think they're going to make a movie of this after it's over?" Go on ahead, laugh. It's funny.
I recently quit my job, is how this shall continue. What can i say. Amusement parks aren't exactly the funnest places to work it. Do not worry i still have a job, I now work at a Children's Museum. Bring on the RSO jokes. Seriously though, it is the best job I've ever had.
I also went to the Sundance Film Festival for the first time in my life, is how this blog will begin to end. I went with my family to a time-share resort in Park City and they gave us complementary tickets to go! it was awesome. i saw an extremely interesting film call Me, Nancy, and Miami. Interesting as it is EXTREMELY rated R but in a funny way. The concept of the film is that a series of A-list actors read a romantic novel of a man looking for his Angel, Nancy. heres the trailer....
Hold up let me look it up
ummm de hummmmm, www and dot and youtube and dot and com.... hmmmm trailer......
ah there it is
Warning it does swear, but it's hilarious
The story of Dean
Time to graduate, is how this blog will end to end. A few weeks ago the only thing that stood between me and graduating was a test on The Hobbit. I passed of course, It's the Hobbit for pete's sake. ahahahah, i also spent countless time in lines getting all my stuff paid, clearing the graduation list, and getting my honors. I got no scholarships as i'm going on a mission. I did get accepted to AMDA in california but that only holds for a year and i'll be gone for two so i have to reapply when i come back. Fun huh? I am although double corded and have a medallion for my master of tv film and broadcasting. I deserved that CTE award. i flipping ran the program as the teacher, although he has worked for a news station, has no idea how to run any of the broadcasting equipment himself and so i ran it all.
I feel like quite a few people in that program ought to be Euthanized...
"In a hole in the ground there once lived a Hobbit..."
~The Hobbit by John Ronald Reuel Tolkien
There's a reason we have friends, is how i will begin this interesting catch-up blog post, they tend to help you through or simply make you laugh when it's needed. Recently i have felt distant, perhaps because it's Graduation soon and whenever there is a shift in my life I tend to separate myself from my friends. Of course there are a few that remain, but my old friends become acquaintances. Very Sad I know. NOTE: this is subconsciously done. I am consciously trying to keep my friends. Which is why I go to parties to remember how awesome they are.
BRING ON THE IMPROV GAMES
moments like these cause something I like to call WTF MOMENTS. That lead to amazing quotes like "Are you dropping water on me?!" or "Why do I always take a feminine pose?" or "I think I ripped my balls." The best one of the night i must say was during a questions game where we were on the Titanic, "Do you think they're going to make a movie of this after it's over?" Go on ahead, laugh. It's funny.
I recently quit my job, is how this shall continue. What can i say. Amusement parks aren't exactly the funnest places to work it. Do not worry i still have a job, I now work at a Children's Museum. Bring on the RSO jokes. Seriously though, it is the best job I've ever had.
I also went to the Sundance Film Festival for the first time in my life, is how this blog will begin to end. I went with my family to a time-share resort in Park City and they gave us complementary tickets to go! it was awesome. i saw an extremely interesting film call Me, Nancy, and Miami. Interesting as it is EXTREMELY rated R but in a funny way. The concept of the film is that a series of A-list actors read a romantic novel of a man looking for his Angel, Nancy. heres the trailer....
Hold up let me look it up
ummm de hummmmm, www and dot and youtube and dot and com.... hmmmm trailer......
ah there it is
Warning it does swear, but it's hilarious
The story of Dean
Time to graduate, is how this blog will end to end. A few weeks ago the only thing that stood between me and graduating was a test on The Hobbit. I passed of course, It's the Hobbit for pete's sake. ahahahah, i also spent countless time in lines getting all my stuff paid, clearing the graduation list, and getting my honors. I got no scholarships as i'm going on a mission. I did get accepted to AMDA in california but that only holds for a year and i'll be gone for two so i have to reapply when i come back. Fun huh? I am although double corded and have a medallion for my master of tv film and broadcasting. I deserved that CTE award. i flipping ran the program as the teacher, although he has worked for a news station, has no idea how to run any of the broadcasting equipment himself and so i ran it all.
I feel like quite a few people in that program ought to be Euthanized...
"In a hole in the ground there once lived a Hobbit..."
~The Hobbit by John Ronald Reuel Tolkien
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
This Thing all things devours
My internet got cut so blogs will be slow and short. you know, like when i'm sitting on the library doing my English packet
Turns out English is a required class
WHO KNOW?!
Anyhow, i got lucky on the packet and i only have to read "The Hobbit" good thing i can watch the movie... They're barely making it.... there's only an old cartoon one?... i'll read the book
It's Really good actually, love this book :D
"This Thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays kings, ruins towns,
And beats the high mountain town"
Amazing riddle, unless you're a nerd you won't know the answer, i mean Bilbo Baggins didn't know the answer, the dude just lucked out and obtained the preciouss-ssss-ssss.
Adieu, that's french for to god, or simply goodbye
Turns out English is a required class
WHO KNOW?!
Anyhow, i got lucky on the packet and i only have to read "The Hobbit" good thing i can watch the movie... They're barely making it.... there's only an old cartoon one?... i'll read the book
It's Really good actually, love this book :D
"This Thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays kings, ruins towns,
And beats the high mountain town"
Amazing riddle, unless you're a nerd you won't know the answer, i mean Bilbo Baggins didn't know the answer, the dude just lucked out and obtained the preciouss-ssss-ssss.
Adieu, that's french for to god, or simply goodbye
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
A smart patootie
After a day full of fun. And blue flowers. It has come to my attention that my friends are smart patooties. Yet I love them anyhow for their humor wit and charm. So let's all hear it for friends.
Also ocean is a good scent to pick up good looking girls
yes I'm being cryptic. Farewell now
Also ocean is a good scent to pick up good looking girls
yes I'm being cryptic. Farewell now
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Jon Stewart told me to google it
Ah 2012 is coming soon and you know what that means. The presidential election. And being a year and a half out we got some pretty interesting candidates. Lie the CEO of godfathers pizza. And one I was recently told of Rick santorum. Now what's funny about him is his last name. You can't take him seriously. It's like a president Huckabee. The point is Santorum means something nasty and dirty. When I was informed of this I could only say one thing. Why do you this?! The reply was " Jon Stewart told ne to google it" so all offenses were forgiven.
Moving on today was mothers day in ES so I boyht my mom a necklace. What did some of you get your mothers oh great audience of multitudeness. Well times up for today. Really short one as I should be asleep. So night y'all.
Moving on today was mothers day in ES so I boyht my mom a necklace. What did some of you get your mothers oh great audience of multitudeness. Well times up for today. Really short one as I should be asleep. So night y'all.
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