Before you math wizards answer 5/3 let me just say this is not a mathematical equation. I forgot I had work today and when I was called to see if I was coming I found myself in uniform an out my door on my bike in less than a minute. By bike work is 20 minutes. I turned twenty into twelve and only biffed it once.
Speaking of biffing, I've done that twce now and have no scars for proof! Come on fate! I just bought the bike. And the two times I fall I get ZERO battle wounds. Man that is cold and lame. Cold and lame fate....
It's 2:00 AM and aaaaaalll is weeeeellllll
Friday, July 8, 2011
Monday, July 4, 2011
To my harassing apostrophe
Dear apostrophe,
I apologize for only writing one blog since you told me to write everyday. But it's hard to keep constant on the net when youre running a busy life. I mean saving the world on my ps3 is very important! As is writing a musical, stage play, book, and movie script. Juggling this while working a fulltime job is the creme de la creme. By since it is the fourth of July let's take a moment and ponder on this wonderful country of crapitilism. To ny annoying apostrophe, I am not writing just for you. I am writing for I have something to say today.
Now onto the post. Ever had a picnic after waking up at 4am and follow that up with going to work. It's suprisingly fun and the kids you look after at work LOVE to mess with you while your drowsy. Burying you in giant dominoes. Smashin you with giant billiards. Running around you on the bowling alley and jumping on you in the dancing backgammon board. Don't even get me started in foosball.
CURRENT LIFE STATUS: PRETTY GREAT
SOCIAL LIFE: SOMEWHAT ACTIVE
LOVE LIFE STATUS: LADIES IM STILL SINGLE
PHYSICAL CONDITION: TIRED
MENTAL CONDITION: QUITE ACTIVE, STILL ABLE TO PARTY
I apologize for only writing one blog since you told me to write everyday. But it's hard to keep constant on the net when youre running a busy life. I mean saving the world on my ps3 is very important! As is writing a musical, stage play, book, and movie script. Juggling this while working a fulltime job is the creme de la creme. By since it is the fourth of July let's take a moment and ponder on this wonderful country of crapitilism. To ny annoying apostrophe, I am not writing just for you. I am writing for I have something to say today.
Now onto the post. Ever had a picnic after waking up at 4am and follow that up with going to work. It's suprisingly fun and the kids you look after at work LOVE to mess with you while your drowsy. Burying you in giant dominoes. Smashin you with giant billiards. Running around you on the bowling alley and jumping on you in the dancing backgammon board. Don't even get me started in foosball.
CURRENT LIFE STATUS: PRETTY GREAT
SOCIAL LIFE: SOMEWHAT ACTIVE
LOVE LIFE STATUS: LADIES IM STILL SINGLE
PHYSICAL CONDITION: TIRED
MENTAL CONDITION: QUITE ACTIVE, STILL ABLE TO PARTY
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