Could have changed him into stone Or a dog or a chair or a ruffualrealkesabireblkajseflkjseifjaseilfes....

Push and pull, ying and yang, lo and twi. A Similarity? OpPoSiTes! Of course! why didn't I think of that?! Cuz you did! oh yeah, I forget, what a rat. Anywho Write the blog, go to sleep, watch the marriage, its at two. and on top of all of this there is something to behold! -two beats- This blog will now be told

I recently was watching INTO THE WOODS by STEPHEN SONDHEIM.. i've also been playing old rpgs on my ps3 so everything important is bolded like titles or names, you know... By the way can you tell that i am tired, i think i may require SLEEP before continuing....

Nah! the royal wedding is at 2 in the morning in local time and the LUCKY DUCKY, without DR PEPPER bless her soul, will attempt to watch it.


You know what I say? To GRANDMOTHERS HOUSE!


Back to Today's events. The amusement park i work at has a new ride, and i have now learned it and named one of the safety mechanisms on it the RING OF FIRE. Actually it's a ring with a laser in it and when broken, by say a finger, it allows the ride to run. Pretty nifty i must say.

Also HARRY POTTER 7.2 everyone, soon to theater and it seems like it'll be the most intense one yet. Brilliant i know and now i will have harry potter fans folowing my page as i will be following this movie very closely til it's release as well as THE AMAZING SPIDERMAN, a reboot of the Spiderman series without Toby Mcguire and instead with the lovely EMMA STONE as Black Cat and this new guy as Petey. Also another movie, THE DARK NIGHT RISES, restarring the same cast and we're adding ANNE HATHAWAY as Catwoman and that one guy from INCEPTION (not LEONARDO DiCAPRIO or the kid from 3rd Rock From The Sun) as Bane. CHRISTOPHER NOLAN is once again on the path to success.



THE END.... for now, also note the title isn't in the blog MwAHAHAHAHAHAH

































'Cause I caught him in the autumn In my garden one night! He was robbing me, Raping me, Rooting through my rutabaga,  Raiding my arugula and Ripping up my rampion (My champion! My favorite!)- I should have laid a spell on him Right there, Could have changed him into stone Or a dog or a chair or a ruffualrealkesabireblkajseflkjseifjaseilfes....

CONGRATULATIONS you found the title and the true end of this blog... one day i'll break my pattern though

Narcoleptic Argentinean on an Epileptic Screen

When going to a friends house alot of hilarity may ensue. Kicks and giggles or even talking about life. Either way you're in for a good time, almost like watching a narcoleptic Argentinean on an epileptic screen. That only happens when your computer screen is broken and it blinks and you attempt to watch mouling rouge, because the best scene by far is Le Tango De Roxanne... Anyhow back to visiting friends. It so happens that not only will you get homework done, you'll somehow be able to write a comedic story... here it goes.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT....
By Rob

            There once was a man named Guillermo de la Torre. No he was not a Hispanic you racist…. Moving on shall we. SHEEZ. He was a man, of great courage and prestige. Ha you thought I was going to mention his race, but I did not! Anywho this is the story of how he came to be, SPOILER ALERT, 19,000 feet tall. Also known as nineteen thousand feet tall, I resaid that to use up room. Phew ten more pages to go… hahahaha or til I run out of ideas. Which I have not yet. Guillermo one day found a magical spork. Whatever cup he dipped into he would scoop up a great big heaping helping of LEMON BURST YOGURT… fat free from Yoplait. Yes that is a fat joke.  Anywho this yogurt, though low fat, still caused poor Guillermo of unsaid location de la torre, caused him to groooooOOOOOOOWWWWW! Ha you notice the increase in size yes? But this did not cause him to reach 19,000 feet! No only 12.  Let’s have some dialogue now.

            “Mr. DeLaTorre, hows it like to be the tallest person on the NBA?”
            “I thought I was in the NHL?”
            “Dude,” the reporter whispered, “This is improv you have to receive and then add on, man you suck.”

            “Not as much as you [INNUENDOEDITEDBECAUSECHILDRENMIGHTREADTHIS]”

            Phew that was close, thank goodness for g rated stories. Cuz that’s why anyone can enjoy this kind of humor. Once on tv Guillermo was spotted by a fairy named Bob. And he noticed that Guillermo had his magical spork. BOB GOTS MAD.Dundun DUN!

            He is not the villain, he is an antagonist… until he, SPOILER ALERT, turns good.  I’ll let the characters act out this next part.

            “After the turn of the century. In the clear blue skies over Germany. Came a roar anda thunder men have never heard. Like the scream and the sound of a big war bird!” He sang as he drove down the road as his family sang along to the tunes. “We’re awesome!” Guillermo said after the song had ended.

            BUT THEN, terror struck as Guillermo was poofed out of his peaceful drive with his family and was before the terrifying terror of BOB!

            SPOILER ALERT! Oh wait no this is actually happening, but this is a potential spoiler if you just started reading here. I suggest you turn back, like lemony snicket suggests, and not read this crazy awesomeness. Bob now had his spork and turned Guillermo into a giant wave of LEMON BLAST YOGURT, guess how high that wave was?

            You’re right, 60 feet high.

            TO THE NEXT PAGE

            Congratulations you have just flipped a page, or scrolled down, or tilted your head to the other side of the book… guess that depends on the medium you’re reading this story on. Any how that is hard hard work… especially for such a pointless story that really has no plot line.. OH IT DOES HAVE A PLOT LINE YOU SAY?! Well not really cuz that whole BOB Guillermo thing? That was sooooo last page stuff. Time for the here and now. Yes, ummm….. I’m not out of ideas DON’T RUSH ME BRAIN! Yes I held the caps lock while hitting the “ ‘ “ key.  That is “ ‘ “ like the “d” key, aka “ ‘ “ is the apostrophe key. Welcome to typing 101. Or grammar. Cuz here we speak good… I MEAN WELL. Sorry, sorry, SORRY EVERYBODY I CORRECTED MYSELF.

           

THE END

It was on fire

Before this post I want you to think about a nice time from you past. Something maybe funny. It could have dramatic moments but still it made you happy. Think loong and hard, that is not what she said trust me I asked her. Does anything come to mind? Good. That 70's show right? Well that's what I'm thinking about. Good fun show that contains a timeless cast of characters. The dumb cuss. So-and-so chick. That one kid. The awesome guy. The cussy glamour girl. And the guy that just don't fit in. Even case you haven't noticed today's blog is going to be about the past

the MAIN reason for a themed blog is that today is just full of flash backs. Like seeing an old friend. Or playing the awesome video game known as crash bandicoot! That game was in "home alone" guys. It's that awesome. Also fusing my
old journal where everything I used to write about was drama drama drama. Which abruptly turned into writings more like this blog. Except on my journal I mention peoples names. Here I refer to them by a nickname or something just as cool. Like poop shoes (IT WAS ON FIRE). 10 points to gryffindor if you ca. Guess where that's from. Anywho I should be leaving something cool here so that bes' frien' can see that she is being thought of. And with out further ado I present to you a very witty ending.











Seriously that's it. Go play robot unicorn attack on fb or adultswim or something...... Always I wan to be with you and make believe with you...... That song is addicting

Never made it to Youtube.

Ah here I am typing on a crappy iPhone 2g I bought off my cousin for $100 but that's not the point of this post. The point is to follow this new high tech Trend of writing every little thing that comes to our heads "Roman is having an OK day, and bought a Coke Zero at the gas station. Raise the roof." That was a shout-out to a good friend of mine that is currently showerin. She's the one that inspired me to blog due to the amount of humor thy can occur whilst typing (or in my case texting) your day away.

I suppose I will begin this blog with a similar type of post she posted as her first post. What to name this blog so I can get to choosin the preset layout I might later edit on one of the excuse for computers I have at home. I chose somethif that actually cane from my first attempt of vlogging that never made it to YouTube (OMG it's the title of the blog). It's called squidocuments. How did I get this. My nickname is squid. Squid coming from
the show rocket power where the new kid plays goalie and is super good at tech. I play goalie for lacrosse and am extremely tech savvie. Therefore why I'm using t-mobile on my iPhone which was now useless to hak because AT&T is rich and bought it yadda yadda You figure out te rest.

And so begins your journey into my vast and peculiar mind. One thing you should know about me?I am an actor and I will be famous one day and If
you're reading this now you'll be able to say I followed that one kid in that one movies blog before he was famous. Big bragging rights I know. Also I speak Spanishaybe cuz I'm el salvadoran. Go figure...... Aaaaaannnnnnndddd plotting awesome ending catch phrase--